1) Do you ever wipe your nuts and smell your hand?
It's not a habit.
2) How often do you drink? and when you do drink how many drinks do you have on average?
Not often. One or two normally, more if I feel like it.
3) When eating a hot dog do you prefer your wiener grilled or boiled?
I don't eat hot dogs.
4) How do you like your steak cooked?
I don't eat steak.
5) Do you eat Hamburger helper?
I don't eat hamburger helper.
6) Do you think there should be female police officers and firefighters working on the street?
7) Are you a supporter of the military?
I respect the people who serve in the military. I don't support the military.
8 ) Clear Liquor or Whiskey?
9) College football or NFL?
10) Do you support the police?
I don't trust police.
11) Would you go ride dirt roads drinking beers with Harry?
12) Who would win in a real fight, Batman or Superman?
Batman, because he represents the unrelenting nature of the human spirit.
13) Was the twin towers a terrorist attack or government?
I don't know.
14) Do you think transgenders should be allowed to go in the girls restroom?
I would ask women how they feel about it.
15) Do you drink out fosset water or bottle water?
Bottled if available.
16) Have you ever been upset/ depressed over a break up? If so describe.
17) How many guns do you personally own?
18) Would you rather know how you die or when you die?
Neither. But if I had to choose, I would rather know when.
19) if your mom and girlfriend/wife swapped bodies who you fuckin? (mom inside of girlfriends body or girlfriend inside of moms body?)
Again, neither. But mom in girlfriend's body.
20) Would you rather visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?
21) Would you rather drive a nice truck or a nice car?
22) Would you rather live in the country on a dirt road or in the city where all the stores etc is right around the corner?
23) How often do you use the Hard R? (this is the only one kenny i promise)
24) Do you own a pair of boots? if yes what kind?
25) Have you shot a gun before? How old where you when you shot your first gun?